Perks of GP

This is just me being silly to cope 😁 but what are some perks you gained with this god-awful shit?

• (this is my fave) I have an excuse for every event I don't want to attend. I'll say my stomach hurts and no one (not even me) will know if it's true or not;

• I can save A TON of money on groceries;

• I can indulge my sweet tooth from time to time, even though I'm diabetic, because there are days when I eat so few calories that everything goes;

• since I'm often in bed I spend a lot of times with my cats;

What about y'all?