Mythology funni

Listen I just think it's a little funny that some people are like "How could Odysseus defeat Poseidon?!" When mythology has stories like

"Hephaestus (Zeus's son who he didn't have until after the war with the titans) made a golden dog who guarded Zeus... As a baby. And some guy was able to steal it on Tantalus's request. Some mortal... Was able to take the dog... That was presumably made to protect baby Zeus from all harm."

Let's be honest, mythology has always done what the storyteller has wanted it to do ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

(Don't take this too seriously, I'm just goofing about something I think is silly, not trying insult anyone)