Kate Moss was wrong.

Nothing taste as good as skinny feels? Bestie must never had the shit so big you feel like you just gave birth. The fever you can’t sweat out? More like the shit you can’t flush down. I came back from the toilet as a whole new human being, the sun seems brighter and birds sound more beautiful. I understand why my cats get zoomies after using the litter box, I myself feel like frolicking in the fields right now. Maybe life is worth living for moments like this.

And it’s all thanks to potatoes I’ve had last night. If no one got me I know potatoes got me, can I get an amen 🙏🏻