Best Dynasty Player Nicknames?

Someone needed to break up the slew of FA News with some proper slop. So I want your best player nicknames.

Sleeper allows for this explicitly, but others may as well. You can assign players individual nicknames and I think this is an undervalued angle for Dynasty Teams.

You can be funny, descriptive, crude, fuck, it literally doesn’t matter. However, the opportunity to force my league mates cringe or laugh is getting me through the dry moments of dff.

What nicknames make you chuckle and if you use sleeper but don’t nickname your players, why?