What are the 8 Rules of Dota 2 Etiquette?

I made a tentative list of 8 rules for dota 2 etiquette for everyone in this lovely community to share with all normies and scrubs who consider playing this game. What are you guys thoughts on the following?:

  1. You cannot have fun playing dota
  2. If you win, it’s because you were carried
  3. If you lost, its because you weren’t good enough to carry
  4. It is never too late to throw the game
  5. Always play the meta
  6. Always flame the other team when you are winning
  7. Always flame your team when you are losing
  8. The trench only ends when you enter the Dota Professional Circuit

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