There are no good dogs, only good owners.

Dog lovers: "There are no bad dogs, only bad owners!"

Dog: jumps on everyone, steals their food, barks at passerby

Dog lovers: "You must be a bad owner!"

Dog owner: (mortified) "I promise you, even if I am a bad owner, I never taught my dog to do that! He just does it on his own!"

Dog lovers: "That's your fault. You're a bad owner because you aren't stopping him from doing what he's doing."

Dog owner: "Wait, so I'm a bad owner if I don't stop my dog from being bad?"

Dog lovers: "Yes, precisely."

Dog owner: "So he's a bad dog, and I have to force him to be good or I'm a bad owner."

Dog lovers: "Wait, no, that can't be true, because there are no bad dogs."

Dog owner: "So is my dog being bad or is he not being bad? Pick one."

Dog lovers: "Uh...um...he's being bad, I guess, but it's not his fault, it's yours!"

Dog owner: "And why is that?"

Dog lovers: "Because you're not stopping him!"

Dog owner: "So if I let him do what he wants to do, I'm a bad owner."

Dog lovers: "Um...yeah."

Dog owner: "So he wants to be bad, and I have to stop him at every turn or I get all the blame for it?"

Dog lovers: "Yeah."

Dog owner: "So he's a bad dog-"

Dog lovers: "THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS, ONLY BAD OWNERS!!!"

Make it make sense.