Favorite group joke that only your group finds funny?

Our DM was getting sick of describing how our super high Dex/AC Warforged was avoiding every attack, to the point that when he missed again just loudly declares "The snake goes to bite your stupid face off, and breaks its [swear] teeth off when it learns that your made of metal instead of sweet, tender man flesh."

We then immortalized "tender man flesh" and he resented us for years because of it