What age is your spouse?

People get offended over anything.

This isn't really a HL versus LL question. Also, this question is for people over a certain age.

I have my boys over for spring break and there full on teenagers now. The sly remarks, rolling of eyes, pretending to do things, blowing smoke up my ass.....OMG! I see my partner as a teenager.

This realization caught me by surprise, as he's actually bit older than me. I get it when the women say I have three babies at the house ( two kids and a husband). My partner has become as bout as useful as my teenagers. I mean he tries...heart in the right place....but ultimately it looks and feels like you could care less. Also like a teenager, my partner is more than capable of cleaning after himself, but expects me to do it. Now if he does clean up, like a teenager, I have to make a huge deal out of it. Good job buddy, the house looks like it does every day.

I didn't always view him this way, but lately it's like "what's the point of you?" (Again, this post is for a certain demographic).

I hope you got a laugh. If not, reread with a smile on your face, and you'll get it.

But seriously, what age is your spouse in your head?

Mine 17, almost time for you to go.

PS I know teens fuck like crazy...let's keep in mind what sub we're on. I don't need those stupid comments. I'm going on a two year drought.

Edit: thanks all