How I pretended that I don't speak English

Hey guys, I've heard that people want what they can't have so yesterday when a girl asked me for a lighter (I don't smoke) so I pretended to be really really bad at English to be attractive since what better way to be someone she can't have than barely speak her language?

She was intrigued and sat to talk to me for at least 15 minutes before her friend came and ruined it all by talking to me in French, I had to just leave out of embarrassment but this taught me a valuable lesson. When you're pretending to not understand English make sure your accent is from a language her friend won't understand.