I once thought beyoncé was the male version of fiancé

5 years ago, I didn’t know who Beyoncé was (I am very very uncultured with pop culture) but I did know that name existed since, you know... she’s famous. Just didn’t know it was the name of a person.

It did rhyme with fiancé and not many words rhyme with that, so I thought a fiancé was what you call a woman who is engaged, and a beyoncé was a man who is engaged.

I learned many things that year.