If there's a Deadshot Daiquiri, why isn't there a Backshot Bourbon?

I think we should absolutely have some Backshot Bourbon in the next zombies map. Backshot Bourbon prevents zombies from hitting you (it) from the back. If you upgrade it to tier 5, of course it grants you the ability to "throw it back" which would kind of be like the lightning power up in dead ops arcade, but backwards and in first person. This would be extremely helpful, my biggest issue in zombies is when I take too many backshots and the zombies end up putting me down on my knees, and typically if I don't have a self revive. I hate it when the undead quakes my backside so hard that I fall down and can't get back up. Please, Treyarch, keep this in mind, especially if there's a biberty balls 2.

Edit: As I am going to sleep, I can not give out any more awards. Everyone who has gotten one up to this point, be sure to thank the guy that called me a squeaker for enticing me into giving everyone an award except for him just to spite. Thank you for your support and please vote for me for "The Next Big Treyarch President". If you'd like to thank the man who inspired me to be charitable and generous with my reddit gold, and helped me achieve my philanthropic nature, it's the guy who commented "are you 12?", or something similar (just find the comment that has a 12 in it and say thanks for your service,). Alright this bud is kicking in, don't worry, I'm a medical patient and i get it legally from the dispensary. Gotta go. Thanks!

Edit edit: to whoever returned the favor and gave me some awards back, thank you! That was very nice and cool and you seem like just a chill guy who low-key doesn't gaf. That's you, book smart and scrote smart, meaning you know how to squiggle a scrote. I mean, REALLY squiggle a scrote. And I'm sorry to those of you who did not get an award, I had my fun with them but now I need to budget my money for better things like food and weed, but just mid weed because I'm not crazy. Maybe next week when I get paid again I'll go back to this post and give some more special snowflakes some nice little diamonds and clapping hands and shit, like literal shit not like in a figurative way I'm talking about the shit award. Awards don't cost much but calling me a squeaker costs me my dignity and so anything that gets back at that guy is practically free because it makes sense in my weird ass brain. Y'all have a good night :)