Corie Barry’s Layoff Logic
Corie: I see you have been working here for over 10 years.
Employee: Impressive eh?
Corie: What? No, you cost me too much money. I need inexperienced workers who I can pay a lot less for the same work.
Employee: So, am I getting laid off?
Corie: Yes.
Employee: Do I get a severance package?
Corie: Lol.