What are your favorite *lubes* and why?

I'm one of those guys who has different lubes for different activities. I can't imagine using just one. Also, for those of you that have trouble bottoming, my general rule of thumb is that if the lube feels just right for jerking off, it's too thin for fucking. You need something nice and thick to protect the walls of the rectum.

My list

• Jerking off with my hand: Bator Balm
• Jerking off with a sleeve: H2O
• Fucking: KY Jelly
• Fisting: K-Lube mixed pretty thick
• Large toys: Crisco or K-Lube - depends on how much of a pig I feel like being that day. Being covered in Crisco really gets me going.