my friend smells like SHIT

alright, here’s the sitch. don’t read ahead if you’re eating.

my friend of 4 years smells like dookie and idk how to tell her. i genuinely don’t know how ive gone this long being in her presence.

here’s a couple stanky encounters for reference:

1) the first time she came over my sister came walked into the room and immediately said “why does it smell like ramen packets in here” and I think when she realized there was no food present she understood and immediately slammed the door and left

2) never seen her brush her teeth once. we have sleepovers way too often for her to skip out on it this much

3) my other friend sits next to her in class and she quite literally told me she can smell my friends… bits… every time she opens her legs slightly. like pungently. she said it smells like rotten fish.

4) her ex bf fully made a diss track song about her and PUBLISHED it with the chorus being “yeah she a stanky bitch” and she still could not seem to understand that it was clearly not a fictional line.

and here’s the most recent dilemma. the icing on the cake, some may say.

5) last weekend we were on a double date, and we opened her trunk to get our bags out of the car and she had PILES of skid marked underwear with literal cheese and shit spread across them. we all looked at eachother in pure shock and disgust and she had NO SHAME.

guys please help, im genuinely thinking of hiring someone to tell her. this has been an ongoing issue and i dont want to embarrass her by saying it straight up. i just know something about her hygiene MUST change, any advice ?