My life has crossed with Ark

I'm a father of eight. I have also survived the Ark for thousands of hours. My youngest is four and we went to a toddler adventure park. There was a man that curated the music and took requests. I'm not sure who did but someone requested the Ark themesong. I promptly rode my wife in to battle and took on the closest Alpha. I'm writing this from prison, by the way and I would do it all again.