share your favorite lines you’ve written!

i desperately need someone to appreciate these lines from my own WIP and i want to know what the rest of you’ve got going! give your funniest, your sappiest, your most out there lines!

“Like her kissing him today? In front of people? Fucking weird.”

“He hooks a hand under her knee, and pulls her leg over his hip in the same breath as he tells her where her boyfriend is staying for the night.”

“Her fingers drum on the bare strip of skin where his shirt is riding up.”

“Did you just ask me to marry you in a Zaxby’s parking lot?” He seems too shocked to be mad.

It’s really fucking funny.

“You just broke up with me in a Zaxby’s parking lot!” They’re both laughing. She’s not sure if this is better or worse than what she expected.“